Jingles: Biggest Marketing Scam Ever?
Business owners are the target of so many advertising and marketing companies. Companies eager to extract their cash in exchange for “image building”… “brand awareness”… and other such almost-impossible-to-measure ” benefits.
Now, I’m not strictly against those terms. They can be, and ideally are, the by-product of good marketing & customer service. But if that’s all you’re getting…?
For the owner of a small to medium sized business, ideas like this will put them out of business damn quick. And that’s one reason why I’m such a fan of direct marketing websites, direct marketing emails and offline direct marketing campaigns.
Measurable results. Relatively low cost. The ability to test without being locked in to 6 month or 12 month advertisements.
But of all the traditional advertising and marketing schemes out there, surely few are more evil than the jingle.
Let me be clear – I hate jingles.
Just so there’s no confusion.
But why, you ask? Aren’t they a clever way of helping your ‘brand’ to be remembered by the public? Surely, this is a good thing?
Look, I don’t listen to the radio very much but when I do, there are a number of jingles which have me jumping for the controls to change the channel. I mean… really? Who writes these things? More over, who pays someone for the finished product, and actually thinks they’re good?!
The worst of the worst – “ABC Industries… helping people…” and other such meaningless trite. Who gives a rip? Who else are you going to help?
Or one I heard recently… “<brand name> Builders… building dreams… build your dream with <brand name> Builders>”
- Yup.
Powerful stuff.
Clearly worth $10k – $20k plus air time.
Where do I sign…
Sorry for the rant. It just pains me to see business owners sinking good money into such crap! If you’re a business owner, and you’re seriously considering a jingle – even despite my ramblings – well, go ahead & do so on the following conditions:
- You don’t need the money you’re about to “invest”. Wouldn’t notice it gone at all
- You already have a great business and are not depending on the jingle to produce profits instantly (or ever)
- Your wife / husband / partner said they will leave you, if you don’t get a jingle written
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The idea with this approach is to provide your prospects with a non-threatening way to get to know you and your company better, and the kinds of services / products you offer. Then, by the time they’re ready to make contact with you, they’re far more qualified & informed than if you “hit them up” with an order the moment they stumbled across your website.